tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
thisonenerdychick: richard-sp8-jr: WHO HERE IS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THE SEASON FINALE it honestly doesn’t matter what show we’re talking about here
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
buing-iton-oppa: i like how when youre into kpop youre in the whole fandom. you know at least 5 bands and their members, and you know tons of songs,and you know tons of other bands. not even by name. you just know who the idols belong to. the kpop fandom is like one big family.
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
offendpoppunk: are those feelings get them away from me
tentakeltherapeut: jyonouchi: bethedoitsu: ...
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
wwworldwide: shampoo shampee
lockedin221b: thejohnlockgames: WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT
jesuschristvevo: i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
sirshon: I WAS SO NERVOUS I ALMOST COVERED MY EYES
buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this
black-holes-of-symmetry: I CANNOT CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON WHERE IS THE PEACE BECAUSE I AM DONE
exotics: EXO NEEDS TO MAKE A COMEBACK
exotics: THIS IS TAKING WAY TOO LONG
exotics: MY BODY IS PREPARED FOR THEM
exotics: WHERE ARE THE TEASERS I NEED TEASERS
exotics: IT'S MAY ALREADY
exotics: SM GET IT TOGETHER
sm: lol k.
sm: *releases two group teaser pictures*
exotics: I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS I WAS NOT READY
balkhy: roughrimjob: balkhy: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
hayitstommo: FANDOM DOWN. I REPEAT, FANDOM DOWN.
Gay marriage is now legal in Korea.
#OMG TOP AND DAE CAN GET MARRIED
andsometimeswordsfail: YOU KNOW WHAT I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE KPOP LIFE IT CHOSE ME
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come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
lameborghini: for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
jonginsdick: remember when we thought the wolf concept was gonna be all hot and sexy with abs an d pubes everywhere but
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’